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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

12:32PM - Dane Cook Quotes

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

11:23AM

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

11:13AM - bodylanguage

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

9:47PM - If you like Dane Cook...

You should check this kid out.





Dane Cook mentioned him once or twice in his twitter. I can't remember the exact entry but it's why I check him out and it's totally worth it!

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

8:38PM - I'm seeing him!

YAYAYAYAY!  Too bad I have two tickets and no one to go with...[sigh]

Mohegan Sun...4/26. 

Oh well...it's gonna be a great show!

Current mood: excited

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

4:13PM

✖ 5 My Best Friend's Girl

previews!

HERE


x-posted; sorry if you see this more than once.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

3:36PM

✖ 37 Dane Cook

preview!


HERE


x-posted; sorry if you see this more than once

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

5:28PM

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

8:55PM

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

3:10PM

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Friday, January 23, 2009

3:03PM

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Monday, January 19, 2009

5:20PM

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

7:56AM

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

5:17AM

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

6:01PM - My Best Friends' Girl Soundtrack featuring Malbec

Incase anyone was wondering what songs were in the movie My Bestfriend’s Girl:


click here to see the soundtrackCollapse )

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

1:46AM - Just thought I'd share...

Posted on Dane Cook's Myspace Blog:



George Carlin will forever be remembered as an institution. His keen observations,
non-apologetic delivery, use of language and movement were world-renowned.

A George Carlin performance was fused together by his desire to spew at, share with, abuse and nurture a room full of people with his strong beliefs and social commentary. Yet, always resulting with an audience thoroughly entertained with endless laughter.

If a comedian remarks on a routine of a fellow comic by saying something is "Carlin-esque" it's acknowledged as a compliment of the highest regard.

He influenced me the first moment I watched his comedy. His approach to this art form gave my peers and myself permission to be anything and everything onstage. That inspiration continued throughout my career. He was a slight man who was a stand-up giant.

My thoughts and well wishes go out to his family, friends and to his fans.


For so many years doing comedy it was about "killing" with a joke or a story.
Learning that Mr. Carlin would dump the previous HBO specials material and work only the new routine was my new objective. I've done it that way since my first CD came out. Sometimes I get crap for turning over my stuff so fast but the truth is it's because guys like Carlin and Rock taught me that is the right way to approach your comedy. YES all comedians have covered all topics but it reminded me that NO ONE has seen or experienced life through my eyes.

Carlin showed me that you can't fuck with the truth. I admire guys that challenge themselves as performers and I appreciate being ... well ... appreciated for that same objective. I throw a sincere thank you to George Carlin for this discovery! I've put out my new CDs and specials right after the next because I've figured out how to say and share what I think and feel. It's often rag tag or freshly polished but it's my road and people seem to like traveling it with me.

Steve Martin and George Carlin are both a massive part of my success. Not comedy success. Life success. I am a better person because I listened to not just their jokes but to their meaning you know the metaphors riddled inside of them. Like great art everyone gets something different out of a joke. I get emails telling me a joke sucks ass and then the next one the joke is the best thing ever. Neither one dictates my direction anymore. I let go of that pain / pleasure long long ago. Caring about being loved or hated is no longer the quest nor has it been for a minute. To be rewarded for caring about the unknown is what it's all about. Praise for attempted evolution is so cool. The gray area is what I thrive on. I win because I try. Or I lose because I try. I've failed more times than not but I don't mind. It's from my heart. Everything I say.

George (and I loved him because my dads name is George and I always thought that made my pops funnier) Carlin is gone. Where to? No idea. Somewhere he created I hope. I will take the stage this week and like most nights challenge myself to be better and truer than ever.

Most comedians I know are talking about George Carlin like this today and will continue to as weeks and gigs roll by us. The great news, everyone, is George ain't gone completely. Comedians are inspired today and are going to take the stage and speak their routines from their heart because he did that and we should do that. Will it wear off? Yea, fuck yea, some will go back to the basics but not all of them. Go see live comedy ASAP. You are going to watch that last bit of Carlin rub off on a new generation of performers.

Comedians that want to find you and tell you about their dark, wild, silly, prolific ideas. Their honest stories, made-up one liners, jokes and conclusions.

Dane


Carlin:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
...and you finish off as an orgasm."

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

10:48AM

I just joined - and have to relay this story.

I don't know if anyone watches NASCAR, but this past weekend, a wheel slid right off a car.  The wheel then bounced on another car, down the track, onto the apron, over the fence, and in between an RV with people on top and a pop-up trailer.  Luckily, nobody was hurt...

But that would be such a terrible way to go... "A tire hit Mary in the FACE"  ;-)

I didn't really think about how such an incident was possible until that happened.

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

8:24AM

Hey guys! i'm pretty new but I love Dane's skits so that's all that matters right?

I have a question though, does anyone Have his party skit uploaded? You know the one where he talks about what did they take and the drunk guy that's talking with the plant and the guys that are ridding the refrigerator door?

I'd really appreciate if somebody has a link to a video or text or anything really...

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

2:46PM - Mood theme?

Does ANYONE know where I can get a Dane Cook mood theme? Someone posted one a while back but the link has expired. I reeeeeaaallly want some Dane-ness on my LJ! Thanks!!

Current mood: aggravated

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